This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman

animalcrossingmemes:

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arcticfritillary:

supreme-leader-stoat:

kazieka:

kazieka:

hold up im reading more about the lionfish thing and this one island in Honduras has had such a huge problem with lionfish that the measures they have taken include

• getting special exemption from the Honduran government to allow divers access to harpoons and spears which are otherwise illegal in fishing

• public campaign to teach people how to prepare and eat lionfish (apparently they are very tasty once the poisonous spines are removed) (but watch out)

• holding lionfish combination hunting competition and cookout (reportedly they killed and cooked 1,700 in a day) (someone killed 60 of them with a rubber band spear gun???)

• most recently and apparently out of desperation, the divers in charge of culling the lionfish in the Roatan Marine Park just started. feeding the lionfish they killed to sharks. bc what else are you gonna do with it

• the sharks don’t seem to notice or be affected by the poison and begin hanging out with the divers

• the sharks then were seen hunting and killing the lionfish on their own

like this is nuts to me sorry. the sharks just had to be shown “hey this is food, did you know?? you can eat these!! here try one!!” we are possibly altering an entire foodchain bc we like feeding the big ocean wolves

here’s the article please read it

I know it’s because they’re invasive but it’s hilarious how many different ways human have come up with to send this one fish in particular to the plinko.

Can confirm, these fish are delicious

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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Facts:

• Inklings and Simon Belmont both appear in Smash Bros.
  
• Respawn points are canonically a real technology in the Splatoon universe, and it’s impossible for an Inkling to permanently die while they’re synchronised with one.
  
• Simon Belmont is canonically Christian.

This information in mind, I want you to imagine Simon Belmont trying to explain the miracle of the Resurrection to an Inkling.

(You can tell this is the “dunking on Christians” website because half the notes seem to think this is a joke about Simon being too stupid and primitive to understand what an Inkling is, rather than a joke about the inherent difficulty of impressing the theological significance of Christ’s sacrifice upon a person whose culture has such casual access to bodily resurrection that their children blow each other up for fun.)

lolastars:

I need someone as goofy as me or it’s just not gonna work. Like come feed into my bs baby.

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ceekari:

bnq:

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

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malscare:

going

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transmortifried:

not enough fantasy settings talk about street food like c'mon there was street food in ancient times across basically every culture lemme see what weird snacks you can buy off a guy in an alleyway

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starbuck:

me: oh hm i kinda like the image of the gun going off belatedly in the air after the man holding it has already been taken by the Tuunbaq… i bet a gif of that would be pretty-

the gif:

starbuck:

I just made a gif and idk what I was expecting it to look like but it’s MUCH funnier than I was anticipating

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